Lily Allen brutally mocks David Harbour’s skills in bed 3 months after marriage split
Lily is back in the spotlight—and she isn't holding back.
Lily Allen took some time out from fame after her marriage ended, but now she’s back and she isn’t holding her tongue.
The pop star, 39, wed Stranger Things star David, 49, in 2020. They raised Lily’s two daughters, Marnie and Ethel, together, whom she shares with ex-husband Sam Cooper.
After initially dispelling rumours that there was trouble in paradise, Lily and David separated for good at the end of last year.
It’s believed they parted ways in December, and she was later spotted on the celebrity dating app Raya.
Following a stint in rehab and taking a break from the podcast she co-hosts with Miquita Oliver, Lily made a triumphant return to the spotlight this week with a live show.
Joining best pal Miquita, 40, she treated an audience at London’s Hackney Empire to a recording of Miss Me?—and it didn’t take long for her to bring up the topic of exes.
Lily and Miquita Oliver recorded a live show of their podcast at London’s Hackney Empire (Picture: Instagram)Speaking about the breakdown of her four-year marriage, she reportedly told the venue: ‘I am not over it.’
The Smile hitmaker added, as per The Sun: ‘I am sort of running away. Maybe I will have a nervous breakdown.’
She proceeded to put both David and builder Sam, to whom her marriage ended in 2018, on blast by mocking their abilities in the bedroom.
‘I don’t think there has been one person that has been remotely interested in my pleasure,’ she declared.
‘I have actual d**k blindness.’
Lily continued: ‘I can’t even picture, not even my ex-husband’s or boyfriend’s. I can’t picture them at all. Apart from one, as I have pictures of it on my phone.’
She was married to Stranger Things actor David for four years and they raised a blended family (Picture: Kristin Callahan/REX/Shutterstock)The LDN songstress also spoke about what she’s looking for in her next potential partner, David being 10 years older than her.
‘I have got daddy issues,’ stated the mum-of-two, referring to the term used to describe behavioural patterns that can develop when someone’s father was either absent or unsupportive.
‘A father figure,’ she said of what she usually goes for. ‘But I am trying to stop that now.’
It’s said that Lily discovering David on a dating app was the catalyst for their marriage ending, with insiders claiming they had been living ‘separate lives’ for a while.
Last month, David was spotted on a date with aspiring model Ellie Fallon, who is 22 years younger than him.
Meanwhile, Lily is believed to have taken things pretty hard, resulting in her turning to an £8,000-per-week inpatient treatment facility.
The couple were allegedly living ‘separate lives’ for a while before calling it quits (Picture: James Shaw/REX/Shutterstock)It was said she felt ‘extremely triggered’ upon returning to Brooklyn, where Lily shares a home with David, while she also admitted to Miquita on their podcast that she’d been ‘spiralling’ for weeks.
‘Lily settled her kids back into the family home and took them to school for their new term, then flew herself straight to rehab,’ a source told MailOnline.
When she signed off from her Miss Me? podcast for the final time before taking a three-week break, Lily expressed hope that she would return feeling more like herself.
She said to long-time friend Miquita: ‘I’ll see you on the other side. Hopefully, I’ll be in a better place.’
Reps for David Harbour have been contacted for comment.
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