Chris Pratt couldn’t take his eyes off brother-in-law’s penis either
Did you NEED to say that, Chris?
Chris Pratt is really getting into the spirit of the new season of The White Lotus…in so far as that spirit is having the hots for a family member.
The 45-year-old actor has revealed, for some reason, that he couldn’t take his eyes off his brother-in-law Patrick Schwarzenegger’s naked body in the hit show’s season premiere.
Chronically unable to keep his foot out of his mouth, The Guardians of the Galaxy star told E! News: ‘I know where my eyes went… I was looking at that d—, bro.’
But if you think that’s a deeply weird thing to say, don’t worry, because Chris then helpfully clarified: ‘I’m not blood-related to him.’ Phew!
To be fair, Chris isn’t the only one who had something to say about Patrick’s nude scene, with many fans taking to social media to discuss the bizarre TV moment.
The scene in question featured Patrick’s character, the sex-obsessed Saxon Ratliff, who is sharing a bedroom with his brother, Lochlan. First, the pair discuss their sister Piper’s virginity, arriving at the conclusion she has never had sex despite being ‘hot.’
Chris Pratt said ‘I was looking at that d—, bro.’ about brother-in-law Patrick Schwarzenegger(Picture: Lisa/AFF-USA/Shutterstock)
Then, Saxon enters the bathroom and strips off in full view of his younger brother, who does not break his gaze as Saxon prepares to…pleasure himself.
On Reddit, Complete-Reserve2026 commented: ‘Called his sister hot and almost jacked off in front of his bro I’m scared. I screamed.’
Echoing their sentiment, Independent_Force926 remarked: ‘Also called his sister hot IMMEDIATELY before full-frontal-flashing his brother.’
There has been a lot of online discussion about Patrick’s nude scene in The White Lotus (Picture: HBO)Onelifestand101 added: ‘No I was def feeling it too. Def creepy. Who needs to even announce they’re gonna masturbate to their sibling. Just do it in the shower when no one is around like a normal person.’
Still, just to reiterate, Chris is married to Patrick’s sister, Katherine, 34, and the pair share three children. So it’s exceptionally normal that Chris then continued to call his 31-year-old sibling by marriage ‘a physical specimen.’
The Parks and Rec alum then got serious, praising Patrick’s acting skills and sharing how much he admires his work ethic – presumably almost as much as he admires his genitals.
Chris also called Patrick ‘a physical specimen’ (Picture: HBO)He then predicted that, as a culture, we’re ‘entering a decade of Patrick.’ This publication is not privy to how much emphasis was placed on the words ‘entering’ and ‘Patrick.’
Chris isn’t the only family member of Patrick’s to comment on his much-discussed nude body (they should start a group chat), with dad Arnold Schwarzenegger also chiming in on the topic of his son’s full frontal.
The terminator star posted on Instagram: ‘I was so pumped to take a break from filming to celebrate @patrickschwarzenegger at the White Lotus Season 3 premiere. What a show! I could claim to be surprised to find out he has a nude scene, but what can I say – the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Don’t miss it this Sunday – trust me.’
Katherine Schwarzenegger and Chris have been married since 2019 (Picture: Stewart Cook/Shutterstock)As comfortable as Patrick’s family is with his naked body, he is somewhat less so, telling E! News of his relatives: ‘I have not told them anything, but there are scenes that I will not be watching with them.’
This isn’t the only time in recent months that Chris has stirred the pot with comments he’s made, receiving backlash late last year recently for sharing his thoughts on US President Donald Trump’s election.
Many found his comments minimised the impact and importance of the election, and felt he was ‘playing both sides’ as he refused to support Harris or Trump and instead encouraged people to ‘unite as countrymen’.
‘I write this now because about half of the voting population is going to be incredibly disappointed on November 6th. But for me, the question is not, “Did your candidate win or lose?” but rather, “Will you wake up the next morning and help an old lady move?”‘ he said on Instagram.
‘It’s OK to take a moment to lick your wounds when you lose. Heck, go ahead and cry in the mirror. But if we become too paralysed by defeat or too pompous in victory, allegiance to our “team” can blind us to the fact that we are fellow countrymen.’
Maybe, in the future, it would be best if Chris avoided publicly discussing the following topics: politics and family member’s genitals.
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